this is blog, yes?
What is blog? How do I blog? For what purpose?
INSTRUCTION FOR BLOG: Write a pleasing anecdote. Do not write with chin. Do not write with kidney.
Make a blog a home for hopes, dreams, ambitions, fantasies, passions, loathings, paranoias, insecurities, irregular bowel movement, hallucinations, Lon Chaney.
Here is a good blog:
Here is the dark, malicious blog:
Please pick a blog wisely! You don't want to have to nurse an unfit blog for consumption!!
Now that we have a blog, we must be diligent. This blog has a ways to go yet, if you know what I mean. Wink wink!
If a blog says it is hungry, plop the ham thusly! If a blog says it is tired, let loose a cloudburst of dirty laundry over its stupid, stupid head. Bad blog! We know not to ask from strangers for things we cannot have! Go back to sleep, fag.
If you are a titmouse or woodcock who can be persuaded to give up a money, we have several kinds of candy that might a blog be of interest:
OH NOES!!!!! A sinister time 11!!!11! It seems up is your time!! Now you much choose fate for yourself and a blog!!
PICK WISELY, FAG:
YOUR TIME UP!! PEEEeeeeeoooooouuuwwwwuwuwuwwwwuwwkrrkrskkhgsgsdghjnskgnksshshshsfuckbuttsapien
(a blog ded now. good job. kunt-buttons.)
